chhungril khawvel

by Krystal

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

I found this funny conversations while stumbling - i hope the author will not take any legal action for posting without obtaining a proper permission.

Zanin ka office bang haw chu kei leh kei lo ang deuhin ka harh angreng phian a, car kawngkhar a dak chhuak voh2 pahin ka rilru ka han len kual vel mai2 a, eng mah thupui run lam han ngaihtuah chu a har angreng phian. Hmuh than fo mah niseng kawng kam a thil tar vel te pawh chu ka melh let ang hu2 kawng tluan ta deuh mai a. Mahse chutia ka mit hleiin thila a melh kual vel mai2 karah chuan ka rilru hi 'vanneihna' tih hian a luah ta tlat mai a. Thil tam tak chu ka ngaihtuah chhunzawm ta teuh ang lawi a.

Kan hma lawkah hian car pahnih an in su thuak mai a, vai mizia tih takah an rak nasa kawhop mai , engmah tak2 chu an sawi chhuah chu ka ring lem hlei law. Kan tlanpelh lai chuan ka han hawi let thuak a, ti hian rilru ka han kaipharh zui ta mai2 a. Kan awmna hmunah te hian nitin hian accident avang hian mitam takin nunna an chan reng a, kan kawng zawh lai te ngei ah pawh chuan thlarau tam takin an lei taksa an lo chhuahsan fo tawh thin a, mahse hei keini chu engmah harsatna leh buaina awm miah loin kum hnih chhung kan lo tlan tlang ve chu a lo ni reng a. Kawng sira hna thawk haw tur hruai cab lo sawi bawi mai han hmuh changte hian kan chhuanna a ni ve thei tih hi rilruah a riak reng thin, mahse tun thlengin harsatna awm loin in ka tlengin hna ka thawk thin si a. Aw, mi vannei ka va ni em !!

Traffic a jam a, motor kan ding hnuk mai. Chutah, kawngsir atangin mihring an lo tho tuam2 a motor bang leh a bul velah an vei suau2 mai a, eng an ti nge in zawh a ngai lo - kut dawh in leh lo nei lo a, lu nghahna nei lo kawng kam vel luah lum tute an ni. Mihring chu kan ni vek, rilru neiin kan taksa pianhmang pawh a danglam chuang lo, an tahin an biangah mittui a luang ve thin. Hlimna an tawnin an nui hmel a hmuhnawm loh bik chuang loh, inang khata min siam tu chuan duat taka a din vek kan ni. Boruak mamawhin nitin an hnar an len ve reng a, riltamin eitur mamawh ve reng an ni. Hmangaihna chuan a kalsan mai bik lo a, mipa leh hmeichhe inkar rilru induhna piang thin pawh an tawng lo bik chuang lo, chumi luangliam chu tlanin fanau maltluan chawi turin din an ni ve tho. Naupang te pawh sawi loin thil zuarin engmah tih hreh reng a awm lo - kut an dawh , thil an zuar, motor an hru - mitin reng en dawng an ni. Mahse a tawpah chuan 'mihring' vek kan ni. Dinhmun a inang lo mai pawh a. Chutiang karah chuan naupang pahnih chu hlim em2 maiin an lo in um kawi vawr2 a, an hlimna chu laksak theih a ni lo. Engmah an hrethiam lo, khawvel rual awhna chuan an nunah thu a la sawi lo, motor chhunga mi hausa pui2 chu an awt bik lo an kiangah chuan kawr hak tur mumal pawh nei loin tal mahse an zavai chuan chu nun 'hlimna' chu a ni an zawn vek ni. Mahse khua a tlai a zan a rei meuh chuan an riahrun chu kawngkam phul zingah chuan a ni leh mai si a. An chan ka han dawn chuan tuna ka awm dan a ka awm thei hi changsang ka in ti a - 'mi vannei ka va ni em ' ka ti vawng2 mai a.

Mahse ka han ngaihtuah chiang telh2 hian - ' mi vannei ka va ni em ' ka tih fo na chhan hi mi dang vanduaina vang a lo ni fo mai a, chu ngaihtuahna chu midang chanvo atanga ka chhut a nih si chuan rilru dik a ni thei dawn a mi ? Midang harsatna tawh chu khawngaih a hnekin vanneihna ah ka chhiar chuan kan rinna midang tan a malsawmna nen khan a va in perhsan awm si em !!
Ka rilru a kal thui telh2 a ka buai ta telh2 mai - eng chu nge ka nih tak ber ? aw chhan a va har si em !!

Mahse hei hi zawng ka chiang ' tih boral a ka awm lo hi lalpa zahngaihna a lo ni ' tih hi.
Kan chana lawmna hi a lo ni ber awm e lawmna leh vanneihna famkim chu. Kan bul a mi te kan en a ngai lo. Kan neih kha kan lawmpui a kan chantawk kha khuarel malsawmna a kan pawm thiam hi. Mahse he hringmi nun chan kan zir chhung hi chuan thil har ber pawl a ni reng dawn si a.

ka mu thei ngang mai si lo a, eng eng emaw han chhu teh ang ti ila rilruah hian engmah a lut bawk si lo. tlangval a pumpa ngaihdan pakhat tal paw nei lo a hun hmang liam mai2 ang a ka han in chan dawn lah chuan ka ngaingam chiah mang si lo a, khawnge mel za tlan tur chuan penkhatin hma a hruai thin kha maw tiin hei ka keyboard chu ka han hmet ri ve mawp2 chu a nia(h).

Awmna hmun hian nun phung hi a lo hril khop mai chu lo niin, mizoram angah te chuan hnar bur2 a hun tawh viau a, mumang lamah nula kan rim a nih loh tal pawn thil dang tal chu hmuh a hun tawh veng vawng khop mai a, mahse hetah meuh zawng zanriah kan ei zo deuh chiah chu a ni mai a hei, kan awm chilh ve te a nih loh hi chuan midang nun han sep thiam sak hi thil har tak tur a lo ni mai. Football en a players te awmna theuh kan hmuh theih vek avanga khelh dan tur kan hriat em2 ang mai a thawleng hi a ni ve thin hian ka hria midang nun han critise sak hi.

Hmanni chu kan office ah awarding ceremony pakhat ka thianpa nen kan organised ve a, ngaihtuahna a ti kal thui phian. Hun danga kan hman hi chuan ka ning thin hi ka lo che sekin tumah ngaihtuah lemlo hian ka lo tui lo em2 mai thin a. Mahse mi hmaa han dina mahni a han kaihhruai meuh chuan rilru an pe lo anga a flop viau anga tih ngaihtuah in rilru a buai a, engtin pawn awm seng zirlai hauh ang ngawt khan 'ti suh' 'chutin awm suh' tih kha a theih der mai si loh a. Tawn hriat meuh hi zawng a hluin zirlai hlu tak2 a phawrh chhuan hnem thin teh e.

Shakespeare a tih ang deuh a nun hi lemchangtu lemchanna kawtkai a rei lote lo lang a ral leh ta mai ang hian han chan ta ila, kan eng hunlai ber hi nge kan hlut ber a, a eng hunlai ber hian nge nun ti hah thin ber dawn chu aw !! ka ti mai2 thin. Nausen rilru thianghlim pu a lenlai hun - henry vaughan an dik lutuk a 'Happy those early days, when I
hin'd in my angel-infancy! ' a tih hunlai kha a ropuiin engmah pawlh dal loh rilru thianghlimin a silfai nun kha, mahse engmah ngaihtuahna leh duhthlanna awmlo nun a ni a, engmah lo mai a ni si. Tleirawl - rawlthar nun rilru hah reng2 nun. Ngaihzawng hriat tan hunlai, duh leh it kan ngahzual- mahse khatiang reng2 kha niin ni hian kawlkilah liam pui mahse kha harsa nun kha a lehlam zawng thlir chuan a nuam em2 thung si. Nu leh pa thlazar hnuaiah lengin engkim kha a tawpah chuan a in bawk fel leh thluam thung a. Puitling nun-mahniin engkim mai kan rel a keimahni duhthlanna ngeiin nun a kal a sir kan sawn a. Mahse nun a hlim reng chuang lem lo. Midang anloh hlau reng2 in hun a liam a, engmah tak2 mahni tan kan hmang hman leh si lo. A bul leh tawp inkar hi zawng thlun zawn fel thiam a har em thin a ni e.

Internet ka browse kual mai2 naah Shakespeare a sonnet ka lo la chhiar ngai miah loh ka hmu chhuan a - a nalh ka ti em a kan tarlang ve mai2 a nge...
Sonnet 130 -
My mistress' eyes are nothing like the sun,
Coral is far more red, than her lips red,
If snow be white, why then her breasts are dun:
If hairs be wires, black wires grow on her head:
I have seen roses damasked, red and white,
But no such roses see I in her cheeks,
And in some perfumes is there more delight,
Than in the breath that from my mistress reeks.
I love to hear her speak, yet well I know,
That music hath a far more pleasing sound:
I grant I never saw a goddess go,
My mistress when she walks treads on the ground.
And yet by heaven I think my love as rare,
As any she belied with false compare.