chhungril khawvel

'Kumsul liam hnu...' tih hla te kan sak nin hnu leh a phawvuak boruak lum tak2 ten daih lam an pan leh tawh si, thlasik thli tho vawt vur2 mai te pawh nipui thaw tan tirin a pawlh dal a, chungleng sava khawlum lam pan a pem pawn an inhliahkhuhna hnuchhawn a mahni tobul lam hawia an hram leh tak tliar2 hnu, chawlh runpui te a han han meuh chuan nun ah pawh thu tam tak chu a lo tling khawm leh hnur hman mai. Hmanah chuan han tih pui hluia tur thil pawh kar tam tla lem lo mahse a kat ve nuk a, kei ber ka ni tih tur tawk a fam mal angreng tak si te pawh a sir kilah a in thiat hnawk ve nuiah tho mai.



Thiante losul haw leh kal lam, 'khawi lam nge' emaw 'nge i ram lak chu a an' han tih ang tawngkam te pawh a awl lo angreng viau a. Chawlh lai a ni a awmpui te leh rualpui ten mahni inlum lam panna rellu te, chunglawngleng te leh a dang eng2 emaw hmanga 'hmangaih te tualchaina' lam an han pan tak sap2 a chhin chu lung te pawh a hnur awh ni lo a leng ve veng2 thei mai a lom le. Mahse remchan zawkna te a lo her chhuak ve leh zel a, a hnu khawiah tlumtea iang angreng deuhin a ram kan han thianfai chawt2 a kan zui chho ve leh chu a ni anglawi a.



Mizoram kan han thlen meuh chuan kan phovo mai hian a hriat thin ka ti. Khawlum leh vawt tak2 in pawlhsawp nuaih tlansan te kan ni bawk nen, ram leilung rualrem lo nuaih karah thlifim fir tak maiin min lo khualchhawn a, khabe sawi hlawk2 in ha chang te han in khawng ri boh2 mahse a nawmna leh ngaihngam taka 'heihi ka ram' ka ta bik kum sangbi tam liamta atanga chunglam remruatna avanga 'kan' -thinlung phelh miah loa- ti a kan ngam patna hmun, khawi kil tin pawh hawi ila 'i dam em' han tih mai theihna leh ' e dam e' tia min chhan maina tur ram a ni. Khawvel in a khualzinte a hipna tur a an sawi pawimawh thin te chuan han bualin han tuam ve im iam lo mahse keini mizo-tiau chhak lam chhinlung chhuak thlah te ho tan chuan a hlu a ni, a ram nawm leh ropuina vang a ni ber lo, rilru thlamuanna kan neihna hmun, thiam thu pawh duh ang thal a kan sepui chhuah theihna hmun a ni miau mai a.



Hnamdang thian hawklak deuh leh han tawng duh deuh te hian 'in ramah chuan eng nge tlawh tur te awm' emaw ' eng nge in speciality na' tih angreng min zo fo thin mai a. A chhan har tih chang ka ngah thin. Kan ramah lo zin rawm u te han in ti ve chawt2 thin mahila, kan tlangram chhengchhia leh bumboh bak han kawh hmuh tur reng2 hi kei chuan ka han ngaihtuah chhuak mai thiam thin lo a, chu lah Himalaya lam tlangsang te khian a mawina ah hian min awp hneh angreng hle lawi bawk si. Mizo hmanlai khawhlui a replica an siam tha leh a, chute chu han ti dawn ila nikhat han fan kual bak daih a ni leh chiah bawk si lo a, millennium centre kan nei a 'lift' te , 'escalator' te, dawr te a awm han ti ila a aia ropui zawk a in kal thleh nuk angreng bawk si. E taka 'you know, we the mizo's are 100 percent christian and do you wanna know how a real pure breed christian lives their life- if you do then Mizoram is your destination' te han ti ngawt dawn ila tumah hian kan ngam chiahin ka ring si lo a. A kan dam a nga, ram a thang anga, kum tam a vei ve leh meuh chuan hmai uang tak leh zangthal ha in - e mizoram chu 'Switzerland of the East' tih hial a ram nuam leh theng thaw nuam, rilru chawl hahdam duh leh taksa chau zual te tana duan bik ni awm a thawveng, lungngaihna ten ral an kaina ram te pawh kan la ti ve hial maithei asin.

ram ropui tak chu zawngin, hling leh hriam tam tak ka lo paltlang ta. ka hma eng te tak te chu a len telh2 beisei na nen ka pan tawk2 a, mahse ka hnaih zawh poh leh a te emaw tih mai turin a thim si. chu ram nuam leh chawlhna tuikam ah chuan ka hah ka sawr fu thei anga, ka thlan te chu a tuifim hmang chuan phih faiin, chu boruak thiang tak chuan ka thinlung ngui te chu ka chhem nung thar leh dawn a ni. beiseina hian nun hi ko kal thin mahse, beiseina beidawng a thlen meuh chuan nun awmzia hriahthiam a har duh ngei mai, a nat em avanga he hringnun hmachhawn ngam lo a mahni taksa ngei pawh fam chantir kan kat nuk reng a ni.
chu huan a par rim te chuan ka hnar na tawng vai2 a, a hmun mawina te chu ka hmu pha vuai2 bawk a, mahse a par kung dawn meuh a a rim hip lut tur leh mit note mawi khop a thlir tur chuan ka hma kawng chu a la inphar thui hle si.
ka phur chu rit tih chang a tam thin, ka zo lo tih paha keuh thlak rawp mai pawh rilru chuan a tum ut2 mai thin. mahse ka phal mai si lo, chu ram lo pawh chu a tam a lawm tihin in hnem ka tum fo a, kawng pheng thler sung zinga pakhat ve mai a nih zia chu ka hre meuh mai. ka pen lohna aia a nawm zualna bik sawi dawn ila ka thiam lo, beiseina'n a ni ka pan ni; ka thinlung kawng chu ka zui a, ka kal ka kal mai a ni.
famkim lohna khawvel a nih chhung chuan kan famkim si lo, tlinlohna ramah hian kan tling lo vek a, kei ngei pawh; midang pawh. ka puak phur chu nghatin kawngkam tui chu dawt chang ka ngah mai, mahse ka kalsan hlen thei si lo. min phuar tawh a, min tawn bet tawh a, ka tan phelh theih a ni tawh lo. phelh tumin awmzia a nei hek lo. ka kalsan hlat poh leh a hrual a pawt zim a, a valh a na ting mai a ni. mahse, mahse zan thal eng hnuai a mahni chauh a khua ka chuan chang chuan zalenna nun chu ka thlahlel fo thin si.
chu kawng chu a thim ta a, eng te reuh te pawh chu a alh zo ta lo, a mut ringot ta a ni. mahse kum kha chen ka beiseina nun kha ka paihthla mai dawn em ni ang, nge chu a vam tlem te eng de zeuh2 chu thingtang vur belhin ka chhem alh thar leh dawn ?.
duhthlan thiam hi a har a, chu ai mah a har zawng chu duhthang tur dinhmun a din a duh loh zawk thlan ngai ta si hi a ni.

A melh zet chuan hringnun a kuaiher chiang hle mai. A mitmeng pawl ria mai leh a mitmu dum tak ngak mai , a ko tlang bawr tawk chauh a mitbu chhah , siamtu siam dan bak chuan a khawih danglam lo tih hriat taka pawr deuh luih bawk si , a mit sir lama zum chho deuh, a zim han tih dawn lahin a meng kal mai bawk si a, han en thuak a mit la en chian zoh pawh leh hmuhnawm si zet zawng khaw dang han hawisan a har teh zawng a ni e. Chumi hun chhung reilote avang chuan he nun hi a danglam zo a, a la tawn ngai leh hriat ngai loh ram ah chuan hnuh luhin a awmzui a, a kum khaw tanin turah chuan a hun a hmang tan ta nghal a.

Mihring kan lo pian hian engmah kan lo chhuahpui lo a, kan nun'in a tawn hriat atang vek a thil zir kan nih avangin kan upat zawh pawh leh kan nun a hlim zual a, a lungngai nasa sauh a, mittui a luang tam telh2 bawk thin. Chu a zirna atang bawk chuan a ni, a ni chumi hun chhung reilote avang chuan a thinlung thianghlim chu kaih theh a ni ta. A awmzia a hrethiam lo - a na ti dawn sela a hlim bawk si, a hlim tih dawn lahin a nuihpui thei bawk si lo. Hmangaihna hi zawn a zawn chi a ni lo e, a hunah chuan in hrilh hriat chawp a ngai lo a inthlunzawm nghal mai a ni an tih dik zia chu a nunah chuan a lang chhuak chiang hle. A awmzia a hrilhfiah chawp a ngai lo. Romeo leh Juliet-i te nun in pumpek lai kha tawmpui phet tumin a in hrosak a ngai hek lo. Mahse a beisei ang leh a rin ang reng reng chu a ni si lo. Hriat loh leh tu a nih ngai pawh a ngaihtuah ngai loh lakah chuan a thinlung chu hlan a ni, chu mitmeng chuan a hliam a, a tuam damna dang a awm mawlh lo. Cupid thla zap ri pawh hre hialin a in hria a ni. Chu thal fang no tak leh zai sin tak mai chu laipui kah ai pawhin a tuar tu tan chuan nat chang a awm chawk. A then tan hlimna famkim he khawvelin a pek theih lawmna sang ber tawnna a ni awl thung lo. Mahse a ni tan erawh zawng a bul tan dan hrilhfiah a har ang bawkin a tawk bawk dan tur hmuh thiam rual a ni lo. A tan lawm avanga mittui far tir tu tur nge tahna avanga luan tir zawk dawn tih lah hriat lawk tum chi pawh a ni si lo.

A chang hi chuan hmalam hun hriat lawk theih loh hian nun hi a ti hlimin mihring hi min lo khalh phur em2 mai thin a lo ni a. Kan han dawn vang2 a - a kil tin kil tang kan tlawh chhuak vek a - a tha lo thei anga tih pawh hrereng chung khan kan rilruin a buk rih zawk lam kha chu kan pan leh nge2 thin. A ni tan pawh chuan chu chu thudik famkim a la ni reng mai. Vawikhat melh avang chuan suangtuahna sang tam tak a din chhuak a, a remkhawm a, a tha lo lai a paih thla a, a din thar leh a - mahse a tawpah a bang chu chu 'nula' lem chauh chu a ni zel mai si. Bul tan dan a hrelo, a kawng pawh a hmuthiam hek lo. Thimin a hual vel a eng te tak te lo phe zeuh chu changin a thuran a, mahse a awm si lo. Leihlawn awmlo chu a zawng a mi aw !! te pawh chu a ti rum2 thin. Mahse tlawm chi a ni lo a tlawm a tum hek lo - hmangaihna khurah a lut tawh a tan kawngkhar chunga 'puanzar var' thiah kha a theih mawlh tawh lo.

Hringnun hi chu lungchhia leh hlimna kar a tla zep a ni reng a, duhthlanna tur rilru thiang min pe tu hian kan duh thlan a phal reng bawk a, chumi hmang thiam leh inthiarfihlim thiam chuan nun hlawhtling leh hlimna chu an hmu mai a, a bak zawng chuan lungaihna chhum rit phurh chu kan chan tawk a ni.

Hun in a hril ang chu hunin !! aw 'hun' i thlazar hnuia a hringun rem ho thin tan hi chuan i awmzia hi hriatthiam a va har thin em . Naktuk hian eng nge min thlen dawn - ni eng mawi tak chu nge min chhuah dawn ruahpui vanawn tih lah chu a 'hun' ah chauh lo chuan a hriat thiah si loh. Mahse hei zet zawng ka chiang - he hmangaihna thinlung ru bo tu 'nula' zet hi zawng kawlkil tawp thleng pawh ni se - kawlvalenchham pawh thlawh kai ngai mahse a hniak hnung chu chhuiin a la zawng chhuak tho tho dawn a ni. A tan ruah leh ni hi a danglam lo a, hling leh hriam pawh hian a dang zo hek lo. Damna zawng tan nunna tui chu a hnuchhawn theih dawn em ni ang !!!

by Krystal

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

I found this funny conversations while stumbling - i hope the author will not take any legal action for posting without obtaining a proper permission.

Zanin ka office bang haw chu kei leh kei lo ang deuhin ka harh angreng phian a, car kawngkhar a dak chhuak voh2 pahin ka rilru ka han len kual vel mai2 a, eng mah thupui run lam han ngaihtuah chu a har angreng phian. Hmuh than fo mah niseng kawng kam a thil tar vel te pawh chu ka melh let ang hu2 kawng tluan ta deuh mai a. Mahse chutia ka mit hleiin thila a melh kual vel mai2 karah chuan ka rilru hi 'vanneihna' tih hian a luah ta tlat mai a. Thil tam tak chu ka ngaihtuah chhunzawm ta teuh ang lawi a.

Kan hma lawkah hian car pahnih an in su thuak mai a, vai mizia tih takah an rak nasa kawhop mai , engmah tak2 chu an sawi chhuah chu ka ring lem hlei law. Kan tlanpelh lai chuan ka han hawi let thuak a, ti hian rilru ka han kaipharh zui ta mai2 a. Kan awmna hmunah te hian nitin hian accident avang hian mitam takin nunna an chan reng a, kan kawng zawh lai te ngei ah pawh chuan thlarau tam takin an lei taksa an lo chhuahsan fo tawh thin a, mahse hei keini chu engmah harsatna leh buaina awm miah loin kum hnih chhung kan lo tlan tlang ve chu a lo ni reng a. Kawng sira hna thawk haw tur hruai cab lo sawi bawi mai han hmuh changte hian kan chhuanna a ni ve thei tih hi rilruah a riak reng thin, mahse tun thlengin harsatna awm loin in ka tlengin hna ka thawk thin si a. Aw, mi vannei ka va ni em !!

Traffic a jam a, motor kan ding hnuk mai. Chutah, kawngsir atangin mihring an lo tho tuam2 a motor bang leh a bul velah an vei suau2 mai a, eng an ti nge in zawh a ngai lo - kut dawh in leh lo nei lo a, lu nghahna nei lo kawng kam vel luah lum tute an ni. Mihring chu kan ni vek, rilru neiin kan taksa pianhmang pawh a danglam chuang lo, an tahin an biangah mittui a luang ve thin. Hlimna an tawnin an nui hmel a hmuhnawm loh bik chuang loh, inang khata min siam tu chuan duat taka a din vek kan ni. Boruak mamawhin nitin an hnar an len ve reng a, riltamin eitur mamawh ve reng an ni. Hmangaihna chuan a kalsan mai bik lo a, mipa leh hmeichhe inkar rilru induhna piang thin pawh an tawng lo bik chuang lo, chumi luangliam chu tlanin fanau maltluan chawi turin din an ni ve tho. Naupang te pawh sawi loin thil zuarin engmah tih hreh reng a awm lo - kut an dawh , thil an zuar, motor an hru - mitin reng en dawng an ni. Mahse a tawpah chuan 'mihring' vek kan ni. Dinhmun a inang lo mai pawh a. Chutiang karah chuan naupang pahnih chu hlim em2 maiin an lo in um kawi vawr2 a, an hlimna chu laksak theih a ni lo. Engmah an hrethiam lo, khawvel rual awhna chuan an nunah thu a la sawi lo, motor chhunga mi hausa pui2 chu an awt bik lo an kiangah chuan kawr hak tur mumal pawh nei loin tal mahse an zavai chuan chu nun 'hlimna' chu a ni an zawn vek ni. Mahse khua a tlai a zan a rei meuh chuan an riahrun chu kawngkam phul zingah chuan a ni leh mai si a. An chan ka han dawn chuan tuna ka awm dan a ka awm thei hi changsang ka in ti a - 'mi vannei ka va ni em ' ka ti vawng2 mai a.

Mahse ka han ngaihtuah chiang telh2 hian - ' mi vannei ka va ni em ' ka tih fo na chhan hi mi dang vanduaina vang a lo ni fo mai a, chu ngaihtuahna chu midang chanvo atanga ka chhut a nih si chuan rilru dik a ni thei dawn a mi ? Midang harsatna tawh chu khawngaih a hnekin vanneihna ah ka chhiar chuan kan rinna midang tan a malsawmna nen khan a va in perhsan awm si em !!
Ka rilru a kal thui telh2 a ka buai ta telh2 mai - eng chu nge ka nih tak ber ? aw chhan a va har si em !!

Mahse hei hi zawng ka chiang ' tih boral a ka awm lo hi lalpa zahngaihna a lo ni ' tih hi.
Kan chana lawmna hi a lo ni ber awm e lawmna leh vanneihna famkim chu. Kan bul a mi te kan en a ngai lo. Kan neih kha kan lawmpui a kan chantawk kha khuarel malsawmna a kan pawm thiam hi. Mahse he hringmi nun chan kan zir chhung hi chuan thil har ber pawl a ni reng dawn si a.

ka mu thei ngang mai si lo a, eng eng emaw han chhu teh ang ti ila rilruah hian engmah a lut bawk si lo. tlangval a pumpa ngaihdan pakhat tal paw nei lo a hun hmang liam mai2 ang a ka han in chan dawn lah chuan ka ngaingam chiah mang si lo a, khawnge mel za tlan tur chuan penkhatin hma a hruai thin kha maw tiin hei ka keyboard chu ka han hmet ri ve mawp2 chu a nia(h).

Awmna hmun hian nun phung hi a lo hril khop mai chu lo niin, mizoram angah te chuan hnar bur2 a hun tawh viau a, mumang lamah nula kan rim a nih loh tal pawn thil dang tal chu hmuh a hun tawh veng vawng khop mai a, mahse hetah meuh zawng zanriah kan ei zo deuh chiah chu a ni mai a hei, kan awm chilh ve te a nih loh hi chuan midang nun han sep thiam sak hi thil har tak tur a lo ni mai. Football en a players te awmna theuh kan hmuh theih vek avanga khelh dan tur kan hriat em2 ang mai a thawleng hi a ni ve thin hian ka hria midang nun han critise sak hi.

Hmanni chu kan office ah awarding ceremony pakhat ka thianpa nen kan organised ve a, ngaihtuahna a ti kal thui phian. Hun danga kan hman hi chuan ka ning thin hi ka lo che sekin tumah ngaihtuah lemlo hian ka lo tui lo em2 mai thin a. Mahse mi hmaa han dina mahni a han kaihhruai meuh chuan rilru an pe lo anga a flop viau anga tih ngaihtuah in rilru a buai a, engtin pawn awm seng zirlai hauh ang ngawt khan 'ti suh' 'chutin awm suh' tih kha a theih der mai si loh a. Tawn hriat meuh hi zawng a hluin zirlai hlu tak2 a phawrh chhuan hnem thin teh e.

Shakespeare a tih ang deuh a nun hi lemchangtu lemchanna kawtkai a rei lote lo lang a ral leh ta mai ang hian han chan ta ila, kan eng hunlai ber hi nge kan hlut ber a, a eng hunlai ber hian nge nun ti hah thin ber dawn chu aw !! ka ti mai2 thin. Nausen rilru thianghlim pu a lenlai hun - henry vaughan an dik lutuk a 'Happy those early days, when I
hin'd in my angel-infancy! ' a tih hunlai kha a ropuiin engmah pawlh dal loh rilru thianghlimin a silfai nun kha, mahse engmah ngaihtuahna leh duhthlanna awmlo nun a ni a, engmah lo mai a ni si. Tleirawl - rawlthar nun rilru hah reng2 nun. Ngaihzawng hriat tan hunlai, duh leh it kan ngahzual- mahse khatiang reng2 kha niin ni hian kawlkilah liam pui mahse kha harsa nun kha a lehlam zawng thlir chuan a nuam em2 thung si. Nu leh pa thlazar hnuaiah lengin engkim kha a tawpah chuan a in bawk fel leh thluam thung a. Puitling nun-mahniin engkim mai kan rel a keimahni duhthlanna ngeiin nun a kal a sir kan sawn a. Mahse nun a hlim reng chuang lem lo. Midang anloh hlau reng2 in hun a liam a, engmah tak2 mahni tan kan hmang hman leh si lo. A bul leh tawp inkar hi zawng thlun zawn fel thiam a har em thin a ni e.

Internet ka browse kual mai2 naah Shakespeare a sonnet ka lo la chhiar ngai miah loh ka hmu chhuan a - a nalh ka ti em a kan tarlang ve mai2 a nge...
Sonnet 130 -
My mistress' eyes are nothing like the sun,
Coral is far more red, than her lips red,
If snow be white, why then her breasts are dun:
If hairs be wires, black wires grow on her head:
I have seen roses damasked, red and white,
But no such roses see I in her cheeks,
And in some perfumes is there more delight,
Than in the breath that from my mistress reeks.
I love to hear her speak, yet well I know,
That music hath a far more pleasing sound:
I grant I never saw a goddess go,
My mistress when she walks treads on the ground.
And yet by heaven I think my love as rare,
As any she belied with false compare.